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• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five: One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins....
• How many Essex Girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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  None, but one is enough to screw up the joke....
• How many Republicans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they only screw the poo...
• How many televangelists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
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  None. There never was any light bulb....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?...