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• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
• How many alt.folklore.urban readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, who'll do it for food....
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  One and a half. (Is this a science-fiction in-joke?)...
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  None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight....
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  Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up....
• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit....