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• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• How many Lutherans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Thirteen, one to change the bulb, and a committee of twelve to talk about how they miss the old one....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they get screwed in the ass instead....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to grow a droopy moustache....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in an Art Deco bulb and two to shriek "Fabulous!...
• How many male chauvinistic pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, let the bitch cook in the dark....
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to do the job and three to listen to him brag about the screwing part....
• How many sorority girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed....