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  Twelve: one to screw in the light bulb, one to sit in the jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets....
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  Two, one to change the light-bulb and one to have an orgasm with the old one....
• How many talk show hosts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience....
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  One, but the old bulb keeps getting stustustustustustustustustustuck...
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• How many folk singers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
• How many MP's -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....