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• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many jugglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and a lot of light bulbs....
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it....
• How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
• How many Daleks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building....