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• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres are used to sitting in the dark....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to force the bulb in with a hammer, one to steal more bulbs, one to ask NYANA for a bigger hammer....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb, two to lift the chair by its legs, one to call an American and to ask which way to turn the chair....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a Soviet emigre? One, if you aim well.
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many jugglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as the older, heavier ones....