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  None. It's a hardware problem....
• How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
  Well, the diagnostics all check out fine, so it's a software problem....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We'll fix it in software....
• How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.
• How many MIS guys -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem, and has assigned your request Service Number 39712....
• How many developers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  The light bulb works fine on the system in my office . . ....
• How many software testers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. We just recognized darkness, fixing it is someone else's problem....
• How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so......