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  This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It's a hardware problem....
• How many netters -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  1000 - One to invent the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
• How many real programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Real programmers prefer LEDs....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We'll fix it in software....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They always work in the dark!!!!...
• How many C programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they forgot to declare it fi...
• How many Object Oriented programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they send it a message, and it changes itself....
• How many maintenance programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They try to fix the old one....