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  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Feminists don't screw at all. That's what sperm banks are for!...
• How many art directors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Does it have to be a light bulb?...
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many elephants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, but it has to be a pretty big light bulb!...
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb....
• How many pro-lifers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six: two to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
• How many Honor Guards -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb....