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• Q: How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to screw it in and one to say that light started when the screwing began....
• How many pro-choicers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and one to assert that the bulb didn't exist before it was lit up....
• How many utilitarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
• How many sex therapists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
• How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "Hey man, screwing objectifies the LB...
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....