How Many Italians -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
How many Belgians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it....
How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby....
How many roadies/sound men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two ! One, two ! One, two !...
How many Cosmopolitan readers -- does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two, one to change the light-bulb and one to have an orgasm with the old one....