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-- How many
new men
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby.
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How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....
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One, two ! One, two ! One, two !...
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Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaadddy....
How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around....
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Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to grow a droopy moustache....
How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to check the astrology....
How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....