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• How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...) None! I don't mind sitting here in the dark vilst u goes out enjoying yourselves....
• How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...) Three. One to screw it in and two to gossip about it behind her back....
• How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "That's alright. I'll sit in the dark....
• How many London taxi drivers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What?...
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - they'd rather sit in the dark....
• How many mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A hundred. One to change it and the other ninety nine to say, "I told you so!...
• How many aerospace engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know....
• How many aides -- does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• How many Trotskyists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Cue typical sarcastic angry Alexei Sayle voice) It's no use trying to CHANGE it, it's got to be SMASHED !...