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• How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...) None! I don't mind sitting here in the dark vilst u goes out enjoying yourselves....
• How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...) None, they'll just sit in the dark, they know you can't be bothered to do a simple thing like change a light bulb for them, and after all they've done for you....
• How many London taxi drivers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What?...
• How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "That's alright. I'll sit in the dark....
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!...
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
• How many Microsoft technicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: two holding the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet....