How Many Jocks (disk Jockeys) -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many Sun readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, but one is enough to screw up the joke....
How many netters -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
1000 - One to invent the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
How many liberals -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None: They can't remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment....
How many VMM members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Note: VMM=Vegetarian Matchmakers, a singles group where nobody ever puts their foot down and demands that anyone should do anything....
How many Professors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None...what do you think their graduate students are for?...
How many women with PMS -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. You can do it yourself, dammit....
How many carpenters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Sod you! That's the electrician's job....
How many Microsoft technicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: two holding the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....