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• Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place....
• Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb-assassin to break the bulb in the first place....
• How many Stanford researchers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the ladder, one to turn the bulb, and one to bill the government for the house....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One to light a candle and say it's just as good as electric light....
• How many Maoists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One to screw in the bulb and a thousand to chant "Fight Darkness!...
• How many data base people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
• How many poets -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....