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• How many ants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I don't know but I bet it would take a whole lot....
• How many guitarists/actors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One hundred. One to screw it in and 99 to say, "Oh, I can do that....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Light Bulbs? C'mon, I got sunlight, fluorescent, candles-anything you want....
• How many cats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....
• How many women with PMS -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. You can do it yourself, dammit....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
• How many US Presidents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra light bulb....
• How many sales directors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (pause) I get it! This is one of those light bulb jokes, right?...
• How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (Bruce Babbitt) It's foolish to talk about screwing in light bulbs when we haven't even taken the first step, and that is to remove the old bulb....