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  Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one....
• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - there's no documentation available, so you have to wait until a third-party supplier comes out with a solution....
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  Just one, but the new light bulbs aren't compatible with the old sockets, so he has to buy a complete upgrade or a new light....
• How many baseball owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they like being in the dark ages....
• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• How many accountants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• How many IBM PC owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to do it, but one to check the new bulb for viruses first....
• How many Australians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first....