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  None. There never was any light bulb....
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  None, they only screw the poo...
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  None. They screw in hotel rooms....
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  None, but one is enough to screw up the joke....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?...