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• How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? You sure it's dark?
• How many magicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Depends on what you want to change it into....
• How many witches -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It depends on what you want them to change it into....
• How many paranoids -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  JUST EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? HUH? HUH?...
• How many Taoists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You cannot change a light bulb. By its nature it will go out again....
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why do you want to know? Are you a cop?...
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?...
• How many Tory MP's -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  I'm sorry I can't tell you that, the light bulb changing service has been privatised and the information you require is commercially sensitive....