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  None, they get screwed in the ass instead....
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  None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight....
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  None. The bulb isn't bright enough....
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  None. The dim bulbs aren't "changed," they are humanely euthanized....
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  None. There were no lights in the thirteenth century....
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  None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit....
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  None, they only screw in Cortina...
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  None, they only screw the poo...