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• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience....
• How many Apple employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven. One to screw it in and six to design the tee-shirts....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
• How many Greek gods -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• How many ice skaters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....