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• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many surgeons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant....
• How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Cancerians would worry themselves to death with the problem....
• How many University of Chicago Economics professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If the bulb needed fixing the market would have done it....
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just assimilate the bulb.