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• How many Necrophiliacs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one. Oh, excuse me, could you please test the socket with your finger while I go get a new bulb?...
• How many pot growers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they use fluorescent bulbs instead....
• How many survivors of a nuclear war -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many of Jed's followers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  FORNICATION! It's a sin to screw anywhere, even in light bulbs....
• How many utilitarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Men don't screw-in light bulbs; they think they can turn them on just by rubbing up against them....
• How many IBM engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature....
• How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...