How Many Necrophiliacs -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one....
How many Necrophiliacs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....
How many hunters -- does it take to screw a light bulb into a left-handed socket?
There is no such thing as a left-handed socket, but if they could screw right they would not be hunters....
How many Buffalonians -- does it take to screw a in a light bulb?
Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in....
How many TV comedians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me....
How many sales directors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(pause) I get it! This is one of those light bulb jokes, right?...
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about how oppressed the socket is....
How many senior citizens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....