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• Q: "How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: "Twelve; one to screw the light-bulb in, and eleven to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
• How many netters -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  1000 - One to invent the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
• How many Martians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One and a half. (Is this a science-fiction in-joke?)...
• How many Sun readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, but one is enough to screw up the joke....
• How many light bulb jokes -- does it take to change a light bulb joke?
  Hmmmm - the probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is ....
• How many Romulans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
• How many humor theorists -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  300 - one to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death....
• How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. He gives it to five Oregonians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke....
• How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke....