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• How many netters -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  1000 - One to invent the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
• How many humor theorists -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  300 - one to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death....
• How many Europeans -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  Who needs a light bulb when you have two suns? Note...
• How many IBM PC owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to do it, but one to check the new bulb for viruses first....
• How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to do the work and 1 to hold the umbrella....
• How many Spinks handlers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. 1 to actually screw in the light bulb, 1 to carry him out of the ring, 1 to tell him who put the lights out, 2 to count the money, and it all only takes 91 seconds!...
• How many IBM CPU's -- does it take to turn on a light bulb?
  33 - 1 to process the instruction and 32 to process the interrupt....
• How many Virgos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth....
• How many light bulb jokes -- does it take to change a light bulb joke?
  Hmmmm - the probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the net in any given week is ....