How Many New-agers -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many guitarists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change it, and four to stand around going "Huh ! I could've done that !...
How many VMM members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Note: VMM=Vegetarian Matchmakers, a singles group where nobody ever puts their foot down and demands that anyone should do anything....
How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to check the astrology....
How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out....
How many mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
A hundred. One to change it and the other ninety nine to say, "I told you so!...
How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to work out whether it'll work in the future....
How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Well, I'm going to go out on a beam on this one, but I liked it better without the light bulb....
How many folklorists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it and nine to document it....
How many people -- does it take to change an object-oriented light bulb?
Change it? Aw shucks, I was going to reuse it....