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• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to check the astrology....
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it & one to check the new one for bad psychic auras....
• How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby....
• How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
• How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
• How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....