How Many Sagittarians -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?...
How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
How many Sagittarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?...
How many Sagittarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?...
How many Daleks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
1,500,000: To conquer a race that can climb ladders for them....
How many VMS heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them, and they will all scream at you in unison and tell you that the only light bulb you can use is a 100-watt soft white but you can use any 100-watt soft white as long as it's manufactured by DEC....
How many psychiatrists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change....
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....