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• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people....
• Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - it will be fined (fixed ?) in the next version....
• How many kids -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, if you beat them down, douse them with lighter fluid, and throw them in a fire....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  They aren't certain, everytime they do the math, they get a different number....
• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away....
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
• How many heterosexual males -- does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco?
  Both of them....