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• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
• Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - it will be fined (fixed ?) in the next version....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  586 of them, and it will take them a year from the moment you convince them that the light bulb is not functioning per the spec....
• How many lighting designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not my job.
• How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and the other one to get his dick out of the gun....