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• How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• How many Liberal Democrats -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the light bulb, but more a question of....
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  None, they just deny everyone access to the area served by the light bulb in question....
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Ten. One to actually do it, and nine to stand around going "Hmmm well I don't really mind who does it....
• How many dorm residents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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  Well, it depends upon the platform on which one stands!...
• How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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