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• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
• How many witches -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It depends on what you want them to change it into....
• How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?...
• How many undertakers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They just paint them black and go on using them....
• How many Beverly Hills residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have a service come in and do that....
• How many proofreaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Proofreaders aren't supposed to change light bulbs. They should just query them....
• How many pawnbrokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It's of no interest to them....
• How many scientists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They use them as controls in double blind trials....
• How many Daleks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  1,500,000: To conquer a race that can climb ladders for them....