-- How many
presidential campaign staff does it need to change a light
bulb?
220! One to write a speech about how good it will be when the
bulb is actually changed, one to write a speech about why the
other candidates can't even spell "light bulbe", eighteen to
find out what the other candidates did when the light bulb
failed, and another two hundred to find out what the other
candidate's families think about light bulbs, bulbs,
pear-shaped objects, light in general, any form of energy.
