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• How many C++ programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change message....
• How many people -- does it take to change an object-oriented light bulb?
  Change it? Aw shucks, I was going to reuse it....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many real programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Real programmers prefer LEDs....
• Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many C programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they forgot to declare it fi...
• How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.