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• How many Sagittarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn a piece....
• How many waiters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye....
• How many Taoists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You cannot change a light bulb. By its nature it will go out again....
• How many Sagittarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?...
• How many bankers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, bankers don't change light bulbs. Note: Ever notice that the electronic bank signs are full of burned-out light bulbs?...
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us....
• How many stock brokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out)....
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out....
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.