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• How many smokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  At least five. If they all light up together the light bulb will do so too....
• How many football managers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well, it would only take one, but actually he doesn't change it at all if it worked all right for him last time (lest he gets caricatured on the back page of the gutter press....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
• How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so......
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
• How many egotists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. He holds onto the light bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• How many Contras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done....