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• How many school teachers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One if at home, but on school time, four....
• How many school teachers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, he'll have the paralegal do it. But, you'll get the following bill...
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Let's see, can you use a shell script for that or does it need a C program?...
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  11. 1 to change the light bulb and 10 to form a survivors of darkness support group!...
• How many dyslexics (sp?) -- does it take to bulb a like change?
  10, one to change the light bulb and 9 to missread the manual (sp?)....
• How many terrorists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six. One to change the bulb, and 5 to take the credit when it explodes....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and thirty natives to see the light....