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  One, but you can never change it back again....
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  Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?...
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many psychiatrists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
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  A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change....
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  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many magicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Depends on what you want to change it into....