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• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to do the job and three to listen to him brag about the screwing part....
• How many Honor Guards -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......