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• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in light bulbs or daffodil bulbs....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many proofreaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Proofreaders aren't supposed to change light bulbs. They should just query them....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in....
• How many jugglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and a lot of light bulbs....
• How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....