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• How many Macintosh engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - it has to be done by a local authorized dealer....
• How many homophobes -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  It obviously has to be done by just one. They don't screw around with other men....
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many Pisceans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: They concern themselves with inner light....
• How many art directors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Does it have to be a light bulb?...
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many Honor Guards -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb....