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  Fifty - One to do it and 49 to talk about it on net....
• How many talk show hosts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience....
• How many tourists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions....
• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one....
• How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  565. 1 to put in a trick bulb (say, a flash bulb), 6 to flame the first, pointing out that this bulb is different from the old one, 29 to counter-flame, pointing out that the new bulb is deliberately different, and is parodying the old one, 7 to leave the room, citing the extreme density of the 6, 12 to demand that this commentary be redirected to the other room, 14 to ask that the bulb be changed again, since they missed seeing it the first time, and 496 (a bit excessive, but it's not my joke) to climb all over each other, trying to put the old bulb back in....
• How many macrobiotics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to make the coffee, one to get the cigarettes, and one to ask Michio Kushi for instructions....
• How many rec.humour posters -- does it take to change a light bulb ?
  31. One to change the light bulb and thirty to flame them for picking the wrong wattage....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience....
• How many Buffalonians -- does it take to screw a in a light bulb?
  Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in....