How Many Yuppies -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many Union Electricians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seventeen - One to give the bulb to the screw-inner....
How many Princeton students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
How many lexicographers -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it and one to protest that he should have changed it to "light bulb"....
How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to fuse all the electrics while doing something silly, and one to phone the landlord to ask for the light bulb to be changed....
How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to say "what's the big deal, I could have done that....
How many mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
A hundred. One to change it and the other ninety nine to say, "I told you so!...
How many sorority girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed....