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How Much Do You Think I'll Get For My Autobiography?
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How much do you think I'll get for my autobiography?
-- Arthur Bremer
(After his arrest for attempting to assassinate Governor George C. Wallace.)
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Let me buy him from you," pleaded George after a demonstration....
I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead. -- Samuel Goldwy
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And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
I think it might have been _you_ he was after, sir....