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How's Your New Job At The Factory? One Guy Asked Another.
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How's your new job at the factory? one guy asked another. I'm not going
back there. Why not? For many reasons, he answered. The sloppiness,
the shoddy workmanship, the awful language ... they just couldn't put up
with it.
-- Mell Lazarus
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