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• How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele
• The banks have a new image. Now you have "a friend.
  Your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?...
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Feminists don't screw at all. That's what sperm banks are for!...
• A stage? No, this is not a stage.
• Ye banks and braes o' bonny Doon, How can ye bloom sae fresh and fair?
  How can ye chant, ye little birds, And I sae weary fu' o' care?...
• Pooh, will you always remember me, even when I'm a hundred?
  asked Christopher Robin. Pooh thought for a minute....
• How many stage managers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  That's not your concern. It will be done by opening night....
• How many one-armed people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, as long as he kept the till receipt....