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• OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
  ! ... I think you drop th' WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ....
• OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need four GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
  ! ... I think you drop th' WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ....
• Advise well before you begin, and when you have maturely considered, then act with promptitude.
  -- Sallu...
• No, I was joking ... REALLY ... you can put down that machine gun ...
• I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank.
  I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this &l...
• Have I ever let you down before? -- Famous Last Word
• You put the disk in upside down.
• I was almost shot and killed before the opening credits! -- Woody Allen, "What's Up, Tiger Lily?