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OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First You Need Four GALLONS Of JELL-O And A BIG WRENCH!
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OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need four GALLONS of
JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!! ... I think you drop th' WRENCH in the JELL-O
as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ... or ... I ... um ...
WHERE'S the WASHING MACHINES?
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OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
! ... I think you drop th' WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ....
OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
!... I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT....
I advise you to put down the oyster before opening it. >WRENCH!&l
He was so lonely he couldn't eat Jell-O without fondling it first. -- Bob Hope
Hey Odo, got any more of that Jell-O in the 'fridge?
Sellebrities: TV personalities who endorse cars, Jell-o, etc.
Okay, I'll throw in a <fourth> bottle, the applicator glove, and a state of Kansas jell-o mold.
$29.95! [crowd goes wild] -- Dr. Nick Riviera hawks `Spiffy' on I Can't Believe They Invented It!...
Troll-O-Meter n. Common Usenet jargon for a notional instrument used to measure the quality of a Usenet troll.
Come on, everyone! If the above doesn't set off the Troll-O-Meter, we're going to have to get him to run around with a big blinking sign saying `I am a troll, I'm only in it for the controversy and flames' and shooting random gobs of Jell-O(tm) at us before the point is proven....
Rooney: Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks -- folks from a Hollywood where values are.
.. different. They weren't thinking about the money....